July 2008
9 posts
“Is it the old “only if you were the last laser-wielding hoverbot on...”
– Michael Ian Black, on Wall-E’s feisty love interest, Eve.
“I’m feeling pleasantly sleepy, like I just dropped some valerian and...”
– Cost benefit analysis for Drank (via Onion A.V)
June 2008
15 posts
No more Mr. Douchebag →
“I saw two guys with knives, and I got hit with a chair.”
– 1974: Cleveland Indians vs. Texas Rangers vs. 10 cent beer night ( via ESPN Page 2)
“Jeremy Davies is the Olivier of Being Worried.” (s/fj)
Holy Shit! It's beige! →
Whenever I was with her I literally wanted to bake... →
I tasted nuts and bark in the Guatemalan →
May 2008
39 posts
“howling of kittens.”
-Polish hangover.
“lack toast and tolerant”
– Eggcorns (the best corns) - via Good
On This Day
The Good: Batman, The Golden Gate, Dashiell Hammett, Andre 3000, Count Dooku/Saruman, Vincent Price … … .and lil ol’ me (1975 - - Gemini, I like tacos and ‘71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta ). The Bad: The plague in San Francisco, Christopher Reeve and horses, Jarrell tornado, Java shakes, and German trains. I hope this all evens out. Other May 27 milestones...
“Fredo, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re...”
– my message to the Honorable Senator from New York. Way to not stay classy.
themutualslump VS muxtape →
this one is hip-hop/funk/trip-hop mode - - the next one might be post-progressive klezmer
“The triskelion indicates that I know what a triskelion is.”
– Jack Handey Triskelion: def.
"just broke tackle, see a whole up the middle" →
Beck + Danger Mouse = Chemtrails →
“Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.”
– Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
“I’m sure you’ll come out and blow everybody’s fuckin’ minds, because you’re...”
– Dave Grohl (easily echoing the sentiments of Metallica fans everywhere - - are there any left outside of Arkansas (save for West Memphis)?? - - who think there has gotta be somethin’, anything, that effin’ rules!?!!?!)
